The Vegetable Epics

With more and more attention turning to “green” issues, Hollywood joins the cause by re-making classic movies predominantly featuring vegetable actors. Movies made in this way not only dramatically reduce the carbon footprint created by a more traditional movie process, it also goes some way to appease those that condemn the obscene amounts of money spent on most Hollywood releases. In fact, when the whole movie is wrapped, the director, production and technical staff can enjoy a wholesome stew made entirely from the largely vegetable based cast. Now that’s real value for money from an actor.

This insight into the latest Vegetable Epic is brought to you courtesy of Phil Mateynein, presenter of Movie Week. As a passionate film buff and budding environmentalist, he quickly skirts over the juiciest Hollywood gossip to bring us his review of the latest biodegradable blockbuster.

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